I Thought the Inauguration Was Next week

12 Jan

Planners made a major error yesterday when the accidentally staged the inauguration of President-Elect Barack Obama yesterday, complete with all the trappings and security details.  They even thought this guy was Obama and made him wear a dopey sign around his neck to prove it.  Quickly trying to cover up their mistake, planners called it a “dress rehearsal,” but the inauguration isn’t a play and no one was wearing tights.

Army Staff Sgt. Derrick Brook was the Faux-Bama and gave a six word inaugural address: “My fellow Americans, God bless America!”  Deep.

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