
The 111th Congress Gathers Around Mrs. Nancy for Story Time
Ah, it’s that time of the two-years again, when fresh faces from across the country come together to be corrupted by political-industrial-happy-hour-complex known as Washington –the first day of the Congress! Yes the 111th Congress was sworn in today on Capitol Hill and boy do they seem to get younger every year. What’s that, guy in my earpiece? Those aren’t the new congressman? Oh, I see. Those are their kids. Hm… Wait, why are you in my ear? This is web log, we can’t afford that? And why am I still typing, I knew I should have upgraded to a keyboard with a delete key. Schizophrenic you say? That would explain the drag queens.