No, not this guy. CNN’s Dr. Sanjay Gupta reportedly made the cut and will be chosen as President-Elect Barack Obama’s surgeon general. His prognosis of accepting the position is 120 over 60, meaning we could have a new Doctor in Chief stat. All vital signs indicate that he would be compatible match for the job. The Barely Newsworthy’s Medical Correspondent, Dr. Jay P. Jargon MD Ph.D adds “in addition to hemoglobin angioplastic cystic fibrosis, Gupta brings experience in ventricle nuerotastical metabolistic erectile dysfunction.”
The Washington Post calls Gupta ”America’s most famous television surgeon,” but I highly doubt that. I think someone from Grey’s Anatomy or ER would beat him in head-to-head Nealson Death Match. Heck, even Jack from Lost would win. I am very dissapointed in the Post for their clumsy reporting.
“America’s most famous television surgeon,” according to the Washington Post (but I highly doubt that)
[Photo props to Wonkette]
