Joe and Barack share tips on removing poop from pipes.
In America, you can be anything you want as long as you fix toilets illegally and harass future presidents. It’s what Joe “The Plumber” Wurzelbacher did last fall and now he’s got a gig as a war correspondent in Israel for the conservative news website pjtv.com. Joe “The House Douche”—who said during the campaign that a vote for Obama was a vote for the death of Israel— will be covering the conflict from the Jewish country’s perspective. He told WNWO in Toledo that he wants to let Israel’s “‘Average Joes’ share their story.”
Joe “The Toolbag” also has a country music record deal in the works, according to rumors, which could be out as soon as the inauguration. Boy, Joe “The Pipe Cleaner” really is just your totally average normal American.
